Well so long as I can have my study whiskey

It’s not the booze that’s banned it’s the can

Fascists :(

Study wine it is

this seems more about protecting the books from the way people crack their drinks open.

Tweas?

Soak a dictionary in bud light the night before, then you just rip out a handful of pages at a time, boom. Now who is a degenerate failure and a worthless blemish on decent society, Grandma?

So the library leadership cut an exception for themselves, probably.

Rum Dingers are excellent study aides.

These people aren’t your friends