OldManBOMBIN@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 25 days agoI just realized that I can both make myself sneeze and make myself vomit. If I can do this simultaneously, I could spray partially-aerosolized stomach acid when I feel threatened.message-squaremessage-square17linkfedilinkarrow-up196arrow-down11
arrow-up195arrow-down1message-squareI just realized that I can both make myself sneeze and make myself vomit. If I can do this simultaneously, I could spray partially-aerosolized stomach acid when I feel threatened.OldManBOMBIN@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 25 days agomessage-square17linkfedilink
minus-squareDoubleDongle@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up16·25 days agoYou’re gonna hurt yourself that way more than anyone else, but yeah, I’m not fucking with anyone who does that. It begs the question of how deep the rabbit hole of crazy goes, and I’ll pass on finding out. Nope.
minus-squareOldManBOMBIN@lemmy.worldOPlinkfedilinkarrow-up10·25 days agoI’m not going to do it; I just realized that I could do it. Unlike some people around here, I have a little bit of self-control.
minus-squaremyotheraccount@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up5·24 days agoBeing able to decide when go puke and when not to sounds like you have a lot of self-control (much more than usual)
minus-squareMinnesotaGoddam@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·24 days agowait, that’s not normal?
minus-squareOldManBOMBIN@lemmy.worldOPlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·24 days agoDon’t get me wrong, I still puke when I don’t want to occasionally. But I have the added benefit of also doing it when I want. I cannot decrease the amount of vomit in my life; only increase.
minus-squareMinnesotaGoddam@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·24 days agoit seems like a skill you would need to practice mr turkey vulture
minus-squareOldManBOMBIN@lemmy.worldOPlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·24 days agoThat’s Mr. Mr. Turkey Vulture, thank you.
You’re gonna hurt yourself that way more than anyone else, but yeah, I’m not fucking with anyone who does that. It begs the question of how deep the rabbit hole of crazy goes, and I’ll pass on finding out. Nope.
I’m not going to do it; I just realized that I could do it.
Unlike some people around here, I have a little bit of self-control.
Being able to decide when go puke and when not to sounds like you have a lot of self-control (much more than usual)
wait, that’s not normal?
Don’t get me wrong, I still puke when I don’t want to occasionally. But I have the added benefit of also doing it when I want.
I cannot decrease the amount of vomit in my life; only increase.
it seems like a skill you would need to practice mr turkey vulture
That’s Mr. Mr. Turkey Vulture, thank you.