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OldManBOMBIN@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 14 days ago

I just realized that I can both make myself sneeze and make myself vomit. If I can do this simultaneously, I could spray partially-aerosolized stomach acid when I feel threatened.

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I just realized that I can both make myself sneeze and make myself vomit. If I can do this simultaneously, I could spray partially-aerosolized stomach acid when I feel threatened.

OldManBOMBIN@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 14 days ago
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    You’re gonna hurt yourself that way more than anyone else, but yeah, I’m not fucking with anyone who does that. It begs the question of how deep the rabbit hole of crazy goes, and I’ll pass on finding out. Nope.

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      I’m not going to do it; I just realized that I could do it.

      Unlike some people around here, I have a little bit of self-control.

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        Being able to decide when go puke and when not to sounds like you have a lot of self-control (much more than usual)

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          wait, that’s not normal?

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          Don’t get me wrong, I still puke when I don’t want to occasionally. But I have the added benefit of also doing it when I want.

          I cannot decrease the amount of vomit in my life; only increase.

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        it seems like a skill you would need to practice mr turkey vulture

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          That’s Mr. Mr. Turkey Vulture, thank you.

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    You’re well on your way to becoming a llama!

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    Once you sneeze vomit through your nose you will realize that you have fucked up.

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      Just need to train yourself with sinus-expanding powder.

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        It’s like these people don’t even know or something

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    Odd that you would say that.

    Many years ago, I realized that if I take a Vitamin B12 pill, well almost exactly 23 minutes later, I’ll get like all the reflexes simultaneously.

    Burp, puke, hiccup, fart, sneeze (am I missing any?)

    All at once, simultaneously. The sensations would only last about 20 seconds, but those are 20 seconds of things I’d rather not experience, so I no longer take Vitamin B12…

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      Interesting and noted for my future endeavors

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      Bukkufneeze

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    Its got a wonderful defence mechanism, you don’t dare kill it.

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    threatens you

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      🤧

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