Lol absolutely no way you don’t know you got the norovirus. Death might seem like a viable option when it’s at it’s worst, it’s horrible. Even if mild there’s no way you don’t know you’re cramping so bad you shit yourself. A sensory deprivation tank doesn’t make you unaware of your own body, in fact it can cause hyperawareness because it’s all you’ve got.
But whatever. Good internet story.
I don’t know if there has been a more fitting post to this community
Now THIS is a shitpost.
Say it was like that when you got in there.
Apparently, that’s what the original poster went with, too.
I meant it as a joke, so his argument is he opened the isolation tank door and happily got into a fecal stew or while he was laying in it someone opened the door, shit in his tank and then closed the door and he didn’t notice.
I’m calling Poe.
It was an honest mistake! Nevermore, I swear!




