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Anonymous_Leaker@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 7 days ago

The preacher's eyes when they ask me to donate money.

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The preacher's eyes when they ask me to donate money.

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Anonymous_Leaker@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 7 days ago
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    This is where they lost me. I got sent a list of my donations, and I was short… Blew my mind that they actually counted what we were giving. While the preacher is driving a Cadillac and a big part of the congregation, us included, were driving cars held together with hopes and prayers. F U, I’m out.

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  • Kenny2999@lemmy.world
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    If you see two pairs of footsteps in the sand you are being hunted.

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    Why you gotta jumpscare me like this man

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      I actually apologize. It’s a rough one…

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    I don’t want to dehuminize her (but here goes), but my dog has blue eyes that have 1000x the emotion this lady’s does. And she’s supposedly angry, she gives me uncanny valley.

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    get your miracle spring water

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      Oh no, the extra ingredient is jizz isn’t it? There’s usually some weird ass ingredient.

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        Just raw sewage from a leaky pipe again.

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    Very apropos music from the great Andre Antunes: https://youtu.be/djVzMyh__c4

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    sigh

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    I feel like she’s staring into my soul.

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      It’s because she doesn’t have one.

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    I got a coin purse I can drop in the tray. They can’t keep it but they can admire it.

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