This is where they lost me. I got sent a list of my donations, and I was short… Blew my mind that they actually counted what we were giving. While the preacher is driving a Cadillac and a big part of the congregation, us included, were driving cars held together with hopes and prayers. F U, I’m out.
If you see two pairs of footsteps in the sand you are being hunted.
Why you gotta jumpscare me like this man
I actually apologize. It’s a rough one…
I don’t want to dehuminize her (but here goes), but my dog has blue eyes that have 1000x the emotion this lady’s does. And she’s supposedly angry, she gives me uncanny valley.
get your miracle spring water
Oh no, the extra ingredient is jizz isn’t it? There’s usually some weird ass ingredient.
Just raw sewage from a leaky pipe again.
Very apropos music from the great Andre Antunes: https://youtu.be/djVzMyh__c4
sigh

I feel like she’s staring into my soul.
It’s because she doesn’t have one.
I got a coin purse I can drop in the tray. They can’t keep it but they can admire it.








