This is where they lost me. I got sent a list of my donations, and I was short… Blew my mind that they actually counted what we were giving. While the preacher is driving a Cadillac and a big part of the congregation, us included, were driving cars held together with hopes and prayers. F U, I’m out.
If you see two pairs of footsteps in the sand you are being hunted.
Why you gotta jumpscare me like this man
I actually apologize. It’s a rough one…
get your miracle spring water
Oh no, the extra ingredient is jizz isn’t it? There’s usually some weird ass ingredient.
Just raw sewage from a leaky pipe again.
Very apropos music from the great Andre Antunes: https://youtu.be/djVzMyh__c4
I feel like she’s staring into my soul.
It’s because she doesn’t have one.
sigh

I got a coin purse I can drop in the tray. They can’t keep it but they can admire it.
I don’t want to dehuminize her (but here goes), but my dog has blue eyes that have 1000x the emotion this lady’s does. And she’s supposedly angry, she gives me uncanny valley.








