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Holy shit it’s real
- If he offers you tea, politely accept it but do not drink — he may be attempting to poison you with Polonium.
DO: Ask him to perform Strut
Considering he is old and fat and can barely stand up I doubt anybody would be in danger next to him
Don’t worry, nowadays you’re completely safe around Steven Seagal unless he switches to his obvious fighting double.
