The metric system is the tool of the devil! My car gets forty rods to the hogshead and that’s the way I likes it.
Metric haters when they realize their electricity is measured in Volts (metric unit), not in “relatable” units like Sparks:
Such a satisfying system
Deka and Hecto are the metric system’s unloved children
Hecto used to be popular in sweden until like 2000 or so, when it came to food. Especially candy and charcuterie were priced and ordered in “hekto” (the “gram” dropped in speech).
Put this on the Ronald Reagan did it pile. Jimmy Carter started us on the path to metric and then Reagan halted it.
Joke’s on OP, this gets me hot. Like watching some foreign, kinky shit.
Frau Schmidt sprechen sie metrisch mit mir. Ich bin eine schmutzig Amerikanerin
Wait, no, please convince my countryfolk to metricate. I’m an engineer and desperately want to be able to design things in metric. It’s so much better but the average American doesn’t know a meter from a hole in their ass
How about a metric ton of tiddies
DAd Heard Karl Marx Gave The Proletariat Eleven Zeppelins Yo
Trans girl I use to know called herself femto. I assumed it was because of her foot fetish but maybe it was related to the metric system.
Did you know that Americans use Milli-inches?
Mils and Thous are at least decimal, so that’s part of the battle right there…
how else are we gonna measure our dangles?
You could measure them in dongles
I’m an American, WHAT THE FUCK IS A KILOMETER!?
.000000000000001 is clearly the most evil measurement.
I have to say, “da” is a bad prefix. Good thing nobody uses it.
king henry died drinking chocolate milk
