Flying Squid@lemmy.worldM to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 year agoGood advice can come from the unlikeliest of places.lemmy.worldimagemessage-square9linkfedilinkarrow-up10arrow-down10
arrow-up10arrow-down1imageGood advice can come from the unlikeliest of places.lemmy.worldFlying Squid@lemmy.worldM to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 year agomessage-square9linkfedilink
minus-squareSatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·1 year agoAdults are fucked, I’d rather act like a toddler.
minus-squareSatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·1 year agoMom, Flying Squid is being a turd and they are on my half of the back seat.
minus-squareFlying Squid@lemmy.worldOPMlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·1 year agoStop hitting yourself! Stop hitting yourself!
minus-squareSatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·1 year agoSee? Toddlers have it made.Someone cooks for you, you can shit yourself and you don’t have to pay taxes.
minus-squareFlying Squid@lemmy.worldOPMlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·1 year agoUnfortunately, I can’t make the government believe I’m a toddler.
minus-squareSatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·1 year agoShit yourself, it worked for Ted Nugent.
Adults are fucked, I’d rather act like a toddler.
Would not!
Mom, Flying Squid is being a turd and they are on my half of the back seat.
Stop hitting yourself! Stop hitting yourself!
See?
Toddlers have it made.Someone cooks for you, you can shit yourself and you don’t have to pay taxes.
Unfortunately, I can’t make the government believe I’m a toddler.
Shit yourself, it worked for Ted Nugent.