The thumbnail made me think that Russia was announcing that they now have Dr Manhattan
Dr. Moscow, the superman exists and he’s Russian.
It’s so sad Putin died of Ligma
“A live body and a dead body contain the same number of particles. Structurally, there’s no discernible difference. Life and death are unquantifiable abstracts. Why should I be concerned?”
- Vladimir Putin, probably
Maybe the rumors about Putin having cancer are true, and this is what the scientists told him to not accidentally fall out of a window.
Technically, the amount of russians dying from cancer has gone down. This of course goes hand in hand with a rise in acute lead poisoning in Ukraine.
Death is definitely one way to cure someone’s cancer.
The vaccine just kills you, can’t have cancer if you’re dead! /s
Is it as good as your Covid vaccine?
Wonder if it’s also called sputnik
They need a falling-out-of-the-window vaccine.
Quick! I need the falling from a buildin…splat!
I wrote splat! LOL, it’s a really tall building 🏢.
Imagine if this was true lmao russia just cures all cancers. Honestly the world has been so bass ackwards lately that it almost makes a non-sense kind of sense
Sends cancer straight to gulag
Cool story blyat
Wait wasn’t this the premise of FarCry 6?
Starting to sound like North Korea over there, i mean it makes sense since North Korea has been supplying them with slaves for years.
Ah shit, here we go again
putin is also like 70 yrs old
