I’m more afraid of getting shot by a white caucasian male nazi than any of any migrant having no legal papers.

What? conservatives lying about crime!?! But they assured me they weren’t! They winked at me and everything!

Gee maybe because the media eats this shit up, just like they eat up any kind of copaganda. The media is overly trusting and sympathetic to cops, and conservatives in general.

“It’s not what I expected but then again I wasn’t sure what to expect when I came here” - some idiot who really thought the boarder was being invaded by “illegals”.

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Conservative-friendly headline: Crime Wave of Illegal Immigrants

“Liberal Media” headline: Um actually, as it happens, sir, the thing is you see that numbers - we did numbers of it, that is a thorough review of words and numbers related to the reality of the situation shows that in fact there does not appear to be a factual or clearly identifiable basis for that being a thing that is which we could maybe be wrong about but we feel pretty good about the numbers even.

Advantage: fascists.