• uservoid1@lemmy.world
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    5 months ago

    Worry about your hair in a nuclear apocalypse? Fear no more!

    A better one might be: Climate change, be prepared!

  • TheObviousSolution@lemm.ee
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    5 months ago

    So a hairdryer?

    Obvious response: “Haha, it doesn’t get that hot!”

    And you know because they told you up to how much it remains effective.

    • Agent641@lemmy.worldOP
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      5 months ago

      Ah fuck this makes so much more sense now.

      I bought it anyway, it smells nice and I’m growing my hair out and my 7-in-1 shampoo, conditioner, body wash, laundry detergent, toilet cleaner and engine degreaser boy shampoo isn’t cutting it anymore.

      I’m trying not to look like this when I wash my hair:

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      5 months ago

      As a woman who doesn’t use any of that stuff honestly my main thought was that it was a way of saying the product won’t give you a Michael Jackson/Ghost Rider type situation when exposed to flame

      • TGhost [She/Her]@lemm.ee
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        5 months ago

        Yeah my bad, You dont have to be a girl of course to straithgen your hairs. And its not mandatory ofc,
        Even boys can use that stuff XD,

  • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world
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    5 months ago

    we use hairspray to preserve our jack-o-lanterns. we can get them to last a few months (you coat all the cut edges and the inside right after you’re done carving. it seals the moisture or something? IDK). I have never looked for heat resistance before but now I might.

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      5 months ago

      “FUCK YOU! GO TO HELL!!!”

      “Bitch please! I’ll be stylin’ and profilin’ when I get there! Because even when my soul is burning for all of eternity, I still look better than you! Look at at this full volume shine!”

      “…this conversation has not gone as I expected.”