All four of my wisdom teeth were impacted, and it took around six hours for them to be removed. Thankfully, I was unconscious during the procedure.

Not unless it’s fleshy.

44, must have peaked early.

And it’s not creepy in the slightest that this handsome, successful, rich middle-aged celebrity stops dating these young women right around the age the brain fully matures…

I may or may not have been involved in an incident where a certain deserving individual ended up with a big black dildo suctioned and glued to the hood of their vehicle like an old hood ornament… they ended up cutting off the bulk of it, and I never heard how or if they removed the remainder.

You’ve got a raccoon in your walls. As cute as these little bandits are, their urine and fecal matter are on a whole different level. Breathing that in on a regular basis can lead to a slew of respiratory issues/infections. Once it has been removed It’s important to seal that area in killz primer or other similar type product.

I actually prefer being able to choose my own produce and meats.

Edit: I definitely get suckered in by the impulse purchasing though.

Stealing is wrong.

Yup. There’s no reason they couldn’t have a stool.

I don’t think, nor did I say, they needed to do more. I’m also not particularly fond of small talk, so I dont typically chat with them. They’re paid to do a job, so why would I offer to do that job for free?

I agree with the boomers on this one. I’m not in the habit of providing free labor to a corporation I don’t even work for.

The parents not caring is bullshit. Once my Dad came over and explained, we were doing it wrong and demonstrated for the kids a better, faster, more dangerous method before then ignoring us and heading back to the other adults.

Because that’s not a smile, he’s just showing his teeth. His eyes are dead and joyless… definitely off-putting.

TIL hard boiled eggs can explode in a microwave and that the explosion can be as loud as 133 decibels. For reference sake, a gunshot is about 155 decibels depending on caliber, so that’s one loud ass egg.

Well, who doesn’t enjoy a good chin scritch now and again.

I have seen no evidence to dissuade me from holding this belief.

Tofu

Then how am I always eating chicken tits?

Is it offered in additional colors?

Wife two seems to be slacking or new, and wife four needs a dog to balance things.