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"no" banana@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 11 months ago

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"no" banana@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 11 months ago
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  • Jackcooper@lemmy.world
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    11 months ago

    My wife is Mexican and loves potato salad, how do I inform her about this meme

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    11 months ago

    It would be weird if I just eat the dill all by itself.

  • Starkstruck@lemmy.world
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    11 months ago

    I personally love potato salad but I think the biggest thing that hurts its reputation is when it’s bad IT’S BAD!

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    11 months ago

    You know, being 1/2 Korean and 1/2 typical white American I can say y’all shouldn’t be sleeping on potato salad. You can use other and additional ingredients than mayo. My Korean family fucking loves my white family’s potato salad.

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      11 months ago

      Mayo??? Potato salad is made with mustard not mayo what the fuck

      • Malek061@lemmy.world
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        11 months ago

        Mayo is the best way to make it.

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        11 months ago

        As a Midwesterner, potato salad is made with a mixture of real mayonnaise and yellow mustard. Finely diced onion and celery with a dash of old and flavorless paprika for color to round it all out. Salt and pepper to taste. You wouldn’t want it to be too spicy you know.

        Some heretics will add diced dill pickle on occaision - my one Grandmother would sometimes do this after drinking too much. This is generally considered a social faux pas, though us Mid-westerners are too polite and kind to actually say something about it. But we will look askance at you. And your children will never play with our kids ever again.

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          11 months ago

          Needs some hard boiled eggs as well.

          • zarathustrad@lemmy.world
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            11 months ago

            Extra hard. Get that nice green tint. That’s how you know they are done.

          • bluewing@lemm.ee
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            11 months ago

            Oh my bad! Of course it needs sliced had boiled eggs! I’m prepared to be shunned for the next year…

  • niktemadur@lemmy.world
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    11 months ago

    I don’t know… I think she zoomed past the potato and plowed straight into the ambrosia salad.

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    11 months ago

    *Americans who eat potato salad.

    In Scandinavia and Germany, it’s popular amongst all sorts of people, not just megakarens…

    • WIZARD POPE💫@lemmy.world
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      11 months ago

      Kartoffelsalat Moment

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    11 months ago

    Looks like she can suck the chrome off a trailer hitch and she likes potato salad??? Let me buy you a drank beautiful forehead having gurrrllll

  • Phegan@lemmy.world
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    11 months ago

    There would be potato salad after every cookout I went to, no matter who was hosting. And it never got eaten

  • Iheartcheese@lemmy.world
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    11 months ago

    After she saves Metrahcity

  • Diplomjodler@lemmy.world
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    11 months ago

    Aber you have defeated 10 regular Karens you get to fight Megakaren.

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    11 months ago

    Why is her face too small for her face?

    • Zachariah@lemmy.world
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      11 months ago

    • ummthatguy@lemmy.world
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      11 months ago

      Inbreeding?

    • Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world
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      11 months ago

      Idunno. Why is her elbow just the right size for her elbow?

  • SpeedLimit55@lemmy.world
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    11 months ago

    and coleslaw.

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    11 months ago

    I was going to type something mean about her but I’m afraid she could sense I was rude on the internet and telepathically cause my skull to explode like a hard boiled egg in a microwave.

    • Baphomet_The_Blasphemer@lemmy.world
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      11 months ago

      TIL hard boiled eggs can explode in a microwave and that the explosion can be as loud as 133 decibels. For reference sake, a gunshot is about 155 decibels depending on caliber, so that’s one loud ass egg.

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        11 months ago

        That’s actually not a very good comparison since, decibels being a base 10 exponential scale, the loudness of 133 and 155 decibels are not at all comparative.

        A much better comparison is a 1984 Motörhead concert:

        Lemmy and co.’s set was allegedly measured at 130 decibels, before it was cut short as plaster from the ceiling started to rain down on the audience below.

        And that’s still MUCH less loud than a microwave eggsplosion!

  • Bye@lemmy.world
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    11 months ago

    What’s wrong with potato salad?

    • AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world
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      11 months ago

      It’s too crunchy.

      • MudSkipperKisser@lemmy.world
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        11 months ago

        Maybe it’s not crunchy enough

      • send_me_your_mommy_milkers@lemmy.world
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        11 months ago

        Crunchy kartoffelsalat wtf

  • boatsnhos931@lemmy.worldBanned
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    11 months ago

    Real life anime character

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