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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.worldM to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world ·
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  • Rolando@lemmy.world
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    Don’t reptiles reproduce by laying eggs that the males then fertilize? So what you’re really thinking of doing is… uh…

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      Why Snakes Have Two Penises and Alligators Are Always Erect | National Geographic

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    Am I the only one who’s more bothered by “wyd” missing a second w than by the picture?

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    • dropcase@lemmy.world
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      Madame Vastra would like a word

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    lizard queen thicc

    lizard queen want dicc

    tight as a boa constricc

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  • p5yk0t1km1r4ge@lemmy.world
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    Sigh… unzips

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    Never knew Madame Vastra had OnlyFans

  • themeatbridge@lemmy.world
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    Why do reptilian humanoids always have boobs? Reptiles aren’t mammals.

    • SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world
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      How else will hot naga chicks make snilk?

    • kryptonianCodeMonkey@lemmy.world
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      Over developed venom glands. Those are literally killer snake tits.

    • Sanctus@lemmy.world
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      We’ve been over this, its an adaptation to aide in the subjugation of human beings. They found the least hated thing on the planet and are leveraging that to control us.

      • themeatbridge@lemmy.world
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        Can’t argue with that. Thanks for explaining it.

    • TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world
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      idk. I take the same issue with all the hentai bird people stuff too.

      Birds don’t have tits.

      • Baphomet_The_Blasphemer@lemmy.world
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        Then how am I always eating chicken tits?

      • Wogi@lemmy.world
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        1 year ago

        And only one hole

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          How many holes do you need?

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      https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aggressive_mimicry

      We are prey.

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      Because if they didn’t have human form they, by definition, wouldn’t be humanoids ? :)

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      Reptiles also aren’t humanoid. This is just a form of abstraction that you have to accept. Otherwise their whole existence doesn’t make sense

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    She’s a false queen. We have a king now

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    “How did you evolve mammaries? Does that mean you don’t lay your eggs? How long does it take your children to mature? Do you nurture them the whole time or less than that? If you and I had sex, do you expect pleasure or just fertilization?”

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      She evolved boobs for the same reason the angler fish evolved that little light in front of its mouth: to entice prey.

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        That could be cool. What would also be cool, in the same vein is if it was mimicry/imitation. Like if you got up close you’d realize the boobs were an optical illusion on top of some kind of scale protrusion. In fact most of her was mimicry and she just was a big ass lizard. And not even female lol.

        What I’m trying to say is that I love the Guillermo del Toro creature feature Mimic.

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    She may be cold-blooded, but it’s making my blood pump hot in some places (I’m referring to my penis).

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    Trent Reznor was right!

    Reptile

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