I searched “hot dog” over Chicago and clicked a random restaurant, they had green relish: https://maps.app.goo.gl/DUp5py5jVHQJBSGXA?g_st=ac

Also shooting down a drone counts as shooting down an actual airplane, which is like, a super felony. So probably just don’t.

Don’t worry, Elon Musk has a much better idea for a postal vehicle. All he needs is 10 years and 1 trillion dollars and he’ll be ready with the prototype.

I would think it would matter to Trump, whose main concern is what is airing on television and his image.

It seems pretty clear to me. “Hey look, we put your wife’s nude pictures across the country. It would be a shame if we did this with some other photos we have…”

Oh look, the blackmail is starting already. Good job everyone who voted for a completely compromised candidate.

This is not an exaggeration. They literally don’t care about the world because “we’re all going to heaven anyway.” I have relatives that have said as much.

My city’s water bill went from a free online portal to a shittier one with a fee. I pay it by check now out of pettiness.

I thought about it but decided it wasn’t a good idea to use logic on a stock powered by vibes / fraud. “The market can stay irrational longer than you can stay solvent” and all.

This isn’t even stand your ground or castle doctrine or anything. The homeowner wasn’t even home and they were outside the front gate when shot. That’s the craziest part to me, absolutely no one was in danger until the dude showed up.

Ok, but only if the suspects name is etched onto a little ball that comes out of a machine that looks like it serves gumballs and the UI is controlled in a 3d space with some cool gloves by Tom Cruise.

Where do you think all the centers of our TP go?

Hmmm yes, the 10 commandments are so relevant to laws in the US. Let’s go through them.

I am the LORD your God; you shall not have strange gods before me.

• explicitly allowed freedom of religion

You shall not take the name of the LORD your God in vain.

• explicitly allowed freedom of speech

Remember to keep holy the LORD’s Day.

• nope

Honor your father and mother.

• don’t have to, in fact the state will remove children from parents without honoring their wishes

You shall not kill.

• not really ground breaking stuff

You shall not commit adultery.

• shitty but not illegal

You shall not steal.

• wow, amazing

You shall not bear false witness against your neighbor.

• good rule but seems like “don’t lie maliciously” covers more.

You shall not covet your neighbor’s wife.

• seems appropriate to teach to elementary kids

You shall not covet your neighbor’s goods.

• coveting our neighbors goods is like 50% of the US economy. And also the basis of manifest destiny.

Might as well have made “Treat others the way you want to be treated” state mandated curriculum, that’s more relevant than the 10 commandments.

Dudes got hitler bangs

Blue Chews

He profited from the secret service (and by proxy, us) the whole time he was president when he made them pay full price to have rooms at his garbage resort in Florida.

I don’t think this is true. I thought he increased the standard rate and charged them that. So it was like, double price.

Quick edit: I just looked it up, it was allegedly 4-5 times the approved government hotel rate.

https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/donald-trump/trump-organization-charged-secret-service-much-1185-night-stay-trump-d-rcna52521

Buy a bird dog.
WTF, this dog is OBSESSED with birds.
Let dog run loose.
Dog catches birds.
Bird dog is happy for catching birds.
UNACCEPTABLE!
Shoot dog.

Nobody understands, this dog was a maniac around birds!

This is lampooning another story on someone needing a heart or something. They go to surgery, wake up, “where do you think we got the heart from”, dead Garfield.

I think that’s when she endorsed some Tennessee Dems.