kase

/s? 🤔

I don’t get it. What good reason is there for the state to make a law like this?

This takes me back to “gorilla, man, gun,” which was basically the baptist youth camp version of rock, paper, scissors. (It probably exists outside of that context, that’s just where I always played it shrug)

To be clear, I’m not trying to get into a man v bear debate here. But, like, a man could still kill you, right? Is that better than being eaten? I mean, I guess it’s probably less likely. I’m no expert on bears or random forest men.

I mean, I sure as hell wouldn’t do what’s shown in the photo. If I owned property lol ¯⁠\⁠_⁠(⁠ツ⁠)⁠_⁠/⁠¯

My trans homies and I would probably throw a brick through that window… just saying.

Okay, in reality we’d talk to the owner first and explain why this is shitty behavior. The brick is plan B.

Btw, I don’t hear people say “orient” except as a verb, but I do sometimes hear “oriention” used the same way as “orientation.” Orientation is more common tho ¯⁠\⁠(⁠°⁠_⁠o⁠)⁠/⁠¯

I kept reading “words” as “women”… felt real concerned for a minute there

E: “worms.” I kept reading “worms” as “women.” It’s definitely time for bed now. ✌️

Yee-claw!⁠ ⁠\⁠(⁠･⁠◡⁠･⁠)⁠/

(⁠*⁠＾⁠3⁠＾⁠)⁠/⁠～⁠♡

Ah fuck, this reminded me I need to

[…]a poem dedicated to Winfrey, “Water Into Air.”

“As I lose, I gain,” Angelou said. “I wing home to a place long forgotten. I swell as I recede, taking in all that has come before me. I molt. I shed. I diminish. But I feel no loss for I am free. My song slips its long confinement and joins the celestial roar. I was made of water, now I am air. I lose as I gain, but again I lose. I lose. I lose.”

And this is why I love the onion.

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Cool beans!

Y’all… what the fuck is happening

If reception means to receive, then anyone who is given the package (receives it) is by default a receptionist. Therefore, if the delivery person hands the package to anyone, they’ve handed it to a receptionist. /s

Pro tip, if you have access to a stove and several hours of free time to spare for cooking-- dry beans are super cheap!

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…yeah, but only sometimes

I’m a hamster (they lick salt too) 👅🧂

If razors can go in the wall, why shouldn’t piss go in a drawer? I gotta do some home improvement work to make this happen.

I’m sure my landlord will appreciate the new piss drawer :D