But my salt lamp is in my bathroom.
I used to work in a new age shop that sold rock salt lamps. A woman came in one time to complain about the lamp she bought.
Woman: My salt lamp was dusty and dirty.
Me: Okay…
W: So I took the rock salt off the base.
Me: Hmm?
W: And I washed it with hot soapy water.
Me: Ah.
W: And it just dissolved!
Me: Yep, it’s salt.
W: I want a refund.
Me: laughs.
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WHY THE FUCK WILL YOU NOT STOP
This has me wondering if art supply stores have people coming in complaining that their pencil ran out of lead when they were in the middle of drawing.
Yes, I have seen that first hand. Crayons too.
Right I’m confused.
You’re in the bedroom but they go to the restroom
Which fucking one are they in?
There are many reasons toilets are called the restroom dated back in history. However these days it’s mostly just considered a polite way of taking care of one’s business, without projecting to a partner that you may be taking a massive duce.
restroom == bathroom
So there has to be a bath in it? Is that not inconvenient?
The place with the toilet that you poop in.
The toilet! Gotcha!
I would rather check under the bed in case there are knives.
Yeah if there are no knives we ain’t fuckin
Gold karambit means she’s wife material
Are all of you cows
Some may be horses
I’m a hamster (they lick salt too) 👅🧂
Don’t they eat their babies too?
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…yeah, but only sometimes
Moooo I mean NO of course not
A whole lot of thise lamps are in my area so I dont understand why we still have a hospital
