Only 3 🥲

Lol, change it to “buy groceries and pay rent” and it still works

To be fair, teeth are fucking expensive. Like almost as bad as buying a house.

My grandma had to spend 100K on her teeth over the last few years of her life, and she had insurance. Insurance companies just don’t really cover teeth because it is expensive and our bodies guarantee that they will start going bad after young adulthood and then really shit the bed towards the last few decades of life.

Ah yes, “cocksucker” as the first insult to come to mind, the sign of a good person

I feel less alone now

A picture

Anyone else have a weird thing where pasta does not make them feel full?

I could probably eat 3 times as much pasta by weight as I could, let’s say, rice. And I would only have to stop because I physically feel that there is no more room in my stomach. It’s like my brain does not register pasta as food and so I don’t mentally feel full or get any less hungry.

And it’s just with pasta! Not bread, not rice, not pizza, not lasagna, nada. It is very weird and I never heard of anyone with the same issue.

Ps, because of this, I just cannot make too much pasta, no such thing.

Did you poop today? If so then you are a life giving god to about 5.1*10^13 bacteria per average dump

Sources: https://bionumbers.hms.harvard.edu/bionumber.aspx?id=112998

https://pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/articles/PMC4500995/

Spring loaded butt plug, know your holes.

I’m so glad the culinary world and the fecal world are getting closer, post by post

Really really bad idea plumbing systems for sewage and for wastewater are different in some countries and this could cause a lot of issues not to talk about the fact that the pipes for your shower are most likely way smaller than the pipes for your bathroom making them more likely to get clogged even if you waffle stomp it.

Not to brag, but a quick calculation reveals that I have over 3000 hours of pooping experience, so yeah, I know some stuff about pooping 😎

uh i love 9gag. racism, sexism, complete and utter idiocy, also just overall terrible people. but there are some pretty funny memes every now and again.

You are welcome, us bisexuals have done our best to infect more people to raise the numbers.

Kinda already happening with usbc

Umm, no?

It’s ".A lieN“

Seems like past your 50s it’s too late

No no, teams is number 1

Because it is only on my work computer that I shutdown when I’m done

Don’t spare us!

Pink!

Never have an unexpected poop by scheduling them!