Ah stop your moaning, you’ll be stone dead in a moment.

Harry The Roadman

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Bold words coming from a couch fucker.

You know what’s even more convenient?

Scammers from poorer countries just targeting the elderly and retired in richer countries. You know, like they currently do.

What’s with the fear mongering about a system that’s been shown to reduce corruption? Do you like corruption? Do you like people cheating the benefits system?

I see some of you have never played Battleshits before.

Rules are as follows:

• Two people enter a toilet cubicle each and proceed to try and shit.

• The first one to shit wins.

• If both players have shitted then the size of the shits is judged and the largest shit wins.

It is a puerile and crass game of speed, deception and defiantly not for the weak-stomached as I found out to my own detriment as a spectator.

This has been your daily reminder that we are all just slightly more evolved apes with access to the power of gods.

Unfortunately these buffs don’t stack. And the effect only works when constructing large enough engineering feats where people have to look straight up to see the whole thing.

So could you keep your hand soft by wearing a glove full of vaseline?

I’m asking for a friend, well I say he’s a friend, he’s a dickhead.

Can u get preganté?

Allow me to introduce my little friend:

No, but in 10 to 20 years nature will be doing the Lord’s work.

Odds on a bunch of dead Murdochs in the next couple years?

America: where young people are coddled until they’re 18 then it’s either sell your body, sell your soul, or both multiple times over just to survive.

They’re betting that they can sell before that happens and someone else is left holding the bag: pension funds and 401k.

Depends if the current british owners are emotionally abusing their nephew by keeping him there.

Who needs a reason? That’s for the judge to make up. Drumpf is just there to throw the toys out of his pram.

This quote has got to be up there with

“The secret ingredient is crime.”

And

“That crack is very moreish.”

If he doesn’t turn up I really hope at the end of the ‘debate’ she looks straight down the lens of the camera, points and says “Convict Trump… Pussy!”

(looks at arms)

Now listen here you little shit!