merari42@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 months agoRomanticlemmy.worldimagemessage-square12fedilinkarrow-up1279arrow-down12
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minus-squareThePyroPython@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up5·2 months agoI see some of you have never played Battleshits before. Rules are as follows: Two people enter a toilet cubicle each and proceed to try and shit. The first one to shit wins. If both players have shitted then the size of the shits is judged and the largest shit wins. It is a puerile and crass game of speed, deception and defiantly not for the weak-stomached as I found out to my own detriment as a spectator. This has been your daily reminder that we are all just slightly more evolved apes with access to the power of gods.
minus-squaremcqtom@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·2 months agoSide-by-side is for co-op, not competitive. That’s face-to-face.
I see some of you have never played Battleshits before.
Rules are as follows:
Two people enter a toilet cubicle each and proceed to try and shit.
The first one to shit wins.
If both players have shitted then the size of the shits is judged and the largest shit wins.
It is a puerile and crass game of speed, deception and defiantly not for the weak-stomached as I found out to my own detriment as a spectator.
This has been your daily reminder that we are all just slightly more evolved apes with access to the power of gods.
Side-by-side is for co-op, not competitive. That’s face-to-face.