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He also said that he has a bigly penis, and that Laura Loomer is totally hot.

Seems like a slam dunk lawsuit. I hope she wins.

It looks like some asshole needs a little more attention.

Obama would kick his ass

Is this real? Hilarious, if their social media made this joke.

Pete blames it on his wife who he’s going to beat later on. She should have told him that journalists can take screenshots.

But, he hadn’t sold his stocks yet! What do you expect to do?

Ewww

Then you use your second amendment for what it is supposedly for

What an amazing time to be a BMW driver. No longer are you short penis’d douchebags the biggest assholes on the road. Congrats you shitheads, and relish in running red lights while people are trying to turn left.

Is it time to put googly eyes on my testicles again? Do I have permission?

I’m pretty sure Bernie doesn’t like you either. I don’t like you.

It’s actually just a limitation of the weapon system. Unfortunately, they switched to the foreskin guidance systems.

Clearly, Bernie Sanders is an antisemite. He’s attempting to stop genocide. How dare he?

Office doofy reporting for doodie.

What’s that smell?

Dicks Of Gross Enhancements

Does it go to the Titanic? Can you control it with a PS3 controller? Can you put billionaires in it? Oh jeez, I’m getting so excited.

Give me your tired, your oligarchs, your unfairly treated billionaires yearning to breathe free.