Smoke enough money you’ll believe anything the capitalists say. Money: not even once…

I can’t imagine giving a fuck…

Ugly, gross, cringe, white cucks aren’t my thing either. May be the one thing I share with the libs.

Oh to be so fucking stoopid. Can turds be feckless?

What, who, why, wait?!! I don’t care…

Loser losing again…

Fuck Disney!

Please exemplify Stupid!

So, I’m waiting with bated breath… Will the rich get richer or not?!! I HAVE TO KNOW!

tl;dr eat the rich

Was this all an elaborate ruse to employ a shitty pun?!!

If the couch didn’t want fucked why was it wearing those sexy cushions?!!

Because our children’s children will still be paying the tab for that unsustainable opulence. Fuck they’ll be paying the bill for recreational air travel with only pretzels.

So, not quite human…

Religion terrifies me.

There needs to be a new rule where when a headline asks why something sucks ass so tragically the answer is capitalism. It’s always capitalism.

Definitely need more of these!

It was the worm. They attach to your intestinal lining and then die (in humans). The problem is that then in bad cases your body can build a sore around the attachment and eventually cause a blockage. At that point surgery is the solution. A few rounds of a typical wormer cleared me up though.

Actually yes! I recently had a parasitic worm from salmon. It was super painful and scary but I was dewormed at that point. Not recommended 0/10…

I think I feel the world’s tiniest tear forming!..no, I just had to fart.

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