My wife does this, no lie. Took me awhile to figure out why the lid was always up after she moved in.
My wife does this, no lie. Took me awhile to figure out why the lid was always up after she moved in.
You made a good choice
Me, an alpha male sitting down to pee and closing the lid afterwards: what are you talking about you degenerates
- Men, women, and everyone in between and between all sit at some point when using the toilet.
- It’s unsanitary to flush with the lid up.
close the lid.
now everybody has to adjust the toilet before using it.
No, close the lid because that’s how you avoid coating everything in the room with a film of urine and feces. Open toilets are disgusting.
Lawful evil
Closing the lid so the toilet pipe ghost doesn’t come out
If you aren’t putting not just the seat but also the lid down, you’re just spraying your house with piss and shit particles.
Close the lid before flushing, you uncouth animals
And what if I want poop particles around my house huh? When was the last time you asked me
Fair point. Hey !PatFussy, do you want disgusting shit particles flying all over your house?
Can closing the lid prevent disgusting shit particles but allow the delicious shit particles?
Hmm. Okay, for a one-time payment of $8,000.00 I’ll pop over and install our patented “Discerning Shitter Filter,” guarantee to let only the tastiest of all shit particles enter your atmosphere
I do thanks. I like to keep a nice gloss of poo coating every inch of my bathroom. Is this not normal?
Normal is overrated
But wait tho, does that mean some people never flush while they’re on the toilet? Like they keep sitting there in the poo smell? Unless you’re passing deer pellets and their presence underneath doesn’t begin to haunt your soul, you need to flush while you’re sitting there and not quite done.
i sit down because I’m an adult and clean my own toilet. Standing is gross.
Close the fucking toilet you heathens. All of you.
