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Ultragigagigantic@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 year ago

To put life into perspective

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To put life into perspective

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Ultragigagigantic@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 year ago
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  • theangryseal@lemmy.world
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    1 year ago

    Freezing in the shower because the hot water heater took a shit.

  • fossphi@lemm.ee
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    Great, now instead of just anxiety and depression, I also have massive existential dread

    • profdc9@lemmy.world
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      Don’t worry, none of this will matter after the heat death of the universe.

  • JimVanDeventer@lemmy.world
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    1 year ago

    I’m in Andromeda?

  • Random_Character_A@lemmy.world
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    1 year ago

    I don’t shower before work.

    • Diplomjodler@lemmy.world
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      1 year ago

      We know.

      • BlanketsWithSmallpox@lemmy.world
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        1 year ago

        Yeah, his hair isn’t fucked up and over washed like yours.

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          Bro has hair? Must be nice.

    • suction@lemmy.world
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      Me neither before I start my day as a therapist at a hyperosmia treatment facility

  • Daft_ish@lemmy.world
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    Great, thanks for telling the entire milky way galaxy!

  • WhyDoYouPersist@lemmy.world
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    How old is the joke about crying in the shower before work? Was it a more popular thing to do then than now? Do we have more to cry about now, but cry less often because we’re numb? What about people with bathtubs but no showers? Why am I crying? Why is Jamie crying?

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      What is crying?

      What is?

    • Diplomjodler@lemmy.world
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      Look at Mr. Moneybags here who can afford to cry in the shower! I bet he has warm water too!

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    It’s also the only place that has life in that vast desert of stars with empty rocks orbiting them.

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      How do you know? It’s like you sampled a thimble full of water from the ocean and concluded that whales don’t exist.

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        Some astrophysicist are saying that. And like they say: it’s never aliens.

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          The meaning of that phrase is “don’t assume things without evidence”. We have plentiful evidence that life should be common in the Universe - of which not the least reason is that the Universe is believed to be infinite, meaning there are countless galaxies out there nearly exactly like out own, with planets exactly like our own.

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          No serious astrophysicist is claiming there is no extraterrestrial life. We haven’t found any definitive evidence yet, but that’s just because our sample so far has been tiny.

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            Nobody claimed there was no extraterrestrial life. Most expect some life with at least some algae. Just chances for intelligent life, as more data comes in, turns out to be rather small and with a reasonable chance we’re the only one in this galaxy. The values originally used in the Drake equation were very optimistic.

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    And don’t forget that our galaxy is just a tiny tiny speck in the universe.

  • suaroof@lemmy.world
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    Crying because I have work in a few hours and I’m a couple million lightyears away on a different galaxy.

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    Who took this picture?!?!

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    1 year ago

    can confirm, im in the pixel beside that (88.6 light years away from earth)

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