Zark Fuckerberg
Now he looks like he had a failed music career.
Is that chemotherapy hair, or does hair get curly on its own sometimes?
He’s Jewish I’m pretty sure, a lot of ours hair just does that when it gets a little longer and the conditions are right.
Trust your dog. He barks, you shoot.
Recently I’ve been replaying Ocarina of Time and my stupid dog barks every time a chicken/Cucco crows. She gets up and barks and freaks out, even though I have actual chickens that actually crow all the time. When Ganandorf evil laughs though, no reaction.
And always aim for the brain.
No. Aim for the arms and legs joints. The brain cpu is encased in a titanium skull.
What if it’s liquid metal?!
Gunshot or acid
Bad advice. My mom’s dog has bad separation anxiety. She’d have to start blasting every time she leaves home or goes from the car to the grocery store…
… 🤔 … maybe we will double check first.
Exactly. Also, I had a racist dog one time. I don’t really trust their judgement.
I have a sexist dog. She hates all men other than me.
That’s pretty common. My cat is like that. My hamster was a lady but also a misogynist too.
Maybe I’m just a terrible parent.
Well, I for one want to hear more about your racist dog?
I, too, had a racist dog. He didn’t like black people. He grew up in small town Canada where there was only one black family and the dad was the garbage man, so I think he developed a grudge against him coming up to the house once a week, doing his business with the cans, and then leaving.
Eventually we moved to a more populated and diverse area and that grudge carried on targeted at any black men :(. I swear he was a good dog otherwise though lol
It was a Llasa Apso. He was very territorial, would bark at anyone if they came into the house. But if we were walking outside, really only barked at Asian and Black people. I blame his grandparents bc they watched too much Fox News.
Now none of us are safe
