I used to swab my ears. Stopped doing it ten years ago, and I stopped having issues with my ears. It’s almost like we are not supposed to put things there.
Wish there was a factory reset button for the body too, not just your mind. I’m sore out the wazoo.
Does factory setting have serotonin?
I prefer an half-unbent paperclip loop. https://www.slate.com/blogs/normal/2016/10/31/removing_earwax_with_a_paperclip_is_magic_and_not_at_all_recommended.html
You can also pierce your ear drum with that thing (if something hits your elbow at the wrong moment) …about 12 years later and it’s almost as good as it was before it happened 😎😵
Not possible the way I do it.
I hold it at the max penatration depth and only when sitting on the toilet after the shower.
No risk of falling or bumping randomly. If someone comes in I stop and stare at them. Asserting dominance with the cotton swab until they leave.
Let me complete my forbidden itch in peace.
