Like a bulldog eating custard.

Poke a pinhole and squeeze the juice into your mouth.

Front to back

Do the alphabet with your tongue

Don’t think, just go for it face first like it was the first meal you had in a month after crash landing in the desert

First, remember that an orange is like a good marriage. Then just eat the damn orange.

Fast, before it evolved into Pac-Man

Slice hole vertically in the middle between and stick tounge in and slurp it out

In the shower

Aggressively.

Turn it into a spray

Now you can flavor all your foods with finesse. It’s like a pepper spray with orange as the substitute for the pepper. Hell, spray it into your mouth for some fresh orange juice.

Buy it dinner first

Citrussy