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Striker@lemmy.worldM to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 year ago

They say your body is the only instrument that doesn't require any lessons

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They say your body is the only instrument that doesn't require any lessons

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Striker@lemmy.worldM to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 year ago
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    1 year ago

    Why?!?

    • Vej@lemm.ee
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      1 year ago

      It’s fresher this way.

  • FoxyGrandpa@lemmy.world
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    1 year ago

    Lol more like me_irl, amirite fellas???

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    Life is just one long, hard kick in the urethra, and sometimes when you get home from a long day of getting kicked in the urethra, you just want to watch a show about good, likable people who love each other, where, you know, no matter what happens, at the end of 30 minutes, everything’s gonna turn out okay.

    • Baylahoo@lemmy.world
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      I can vibe with this. Better use a straw to help protect from those kicks to better enjoy the show.

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    I hate this so much. Enjoy your upvote.

  • FlihpFlorp@lemm.ee
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    Thanks. This is definitely something I needed to see while eating

    • EdibleFriend@lemmy.world
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      Is this around when you normally eat? I would like to schedule sending this to you on a daily basis.

      • FlihpFlorp@lemm.ee
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        I eat when I’m hungry AND remember to eat

        Those conditions must both be met so you will never track my eating habits

        • HappycamperNZ@lemmy.world
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          Alexa, set reminder on this guys eating times

          Well, you’re fucked now

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            NOOOOO HEALTHY HABITS

            MY ONLY WEAKNESS

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          Or have I planted a seed in your mind so now it will pop into your head when you eat all by itself.

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            Dear god too powerful

            Edit: spelling

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    /r/enoughinternet

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    1 year ago

    Would an internally rifled straw provide maximum jizz ballistics?

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      1 year ago

      ATACOOMS

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    1 year ago

    “yo yo ma!”

    -Kramer

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    i know some people are into this and its called sounding, but i dont know why they would like it?

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    The only thing I can explain how uncomfortable this is to read is that it’s like trying to imagine scraping your nails on a old timey chalkboard

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    Where do I find this level of unhinged memes? I mortified my friend with this. And he requires more.

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    It doesn’t require lessons and it sounds good.

    So i heard.

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