All the vibrating alarm clocks I could find do not sync with your phone, and have to be set manually. I thought about getting an Arduino, but then I will have to build the whole thing by myself. The only logical conclusion I could come up with is to get a programable vibrator. But most of them are either very expensive of look too much like a vibrator (sus).
This is the closest I got: https://www.amazon.com/dp/B09NNFPHXG https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0CD7FPFQ5?th=1
Get yourself a Garmin watch.
Might be kind of difficult to get to sleep with that inside you…
Unless that’s what you’re into I guess…
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falling asleep is fine, getting good sleep is hard, waking up with a toy inside your now dry hole is rough
What you are looking for is a “Bed shaker”. These are often used by the deaf to wake up. A relatively cheap phone-connected one can be found here but it’s iphone only. This one works with Android. Both use proprietary apps. The website linked was just at the top of a Google search, you can find stuff like this on Amazon as well.
Or replace one leg of the bed with a Sybian
Is there like a sign up sheet or?
But OP said no sex toys.
I’d suggest these vibrating pads you get at some restaurants (you can pick up your order when the thing goes off). They’re crazy loud. Probably still loud if you put them under your pillow.
Kinda like this: https://www.alibaba.com/product-detail/JT-9303-OEM-Waterproof-Wireless-Transmitter_1600599278778.html?s=p&spm=a2706.7843667.0.0.66d34356eKubIC
I’d suggest these vibrating pads or pagers you get at some restaurants (you can pick up your order when the thing goes off). They’re crazy loud. Probably still loud if you put them under your pillow.
Kinda like this: https://www.alibaba.com/product-detail/JT-9303-OEM-Waterproof-Wireless-Transmitter_1600599278778.html?s=p&spm=a2706.7843667.0.0.66d34356eKubIC
What’s the issue with just using a real vibrator? Probably easy to find and cheap.
It may be that OP is hard of hearing or entirely deaf and does not need physical relaxation so much as a healthy adult sleep schedule.
Probably not, they’re common knowledge among us.
I need to wake up, without waking up everyone else (wake up around 04:00-05:00)
Bed shaking devices/deaf alarm clocks
I used to use this, you can turn the audible alarm all the way off and just use the shaker!
https://www.amazon.com/Sonic-Alert-SBB500SS-Extra-Loud-Flashing/dp/B000OOWZUK
I had one of these until I got married. You will wake up, many times in a panic. Good times.
This is a shitpost, but people are taking it seriously?
Do you have the option to go to bed early enough that you can just wake up at the desired time without an alarm? May not work effectively till you’ve recovered sleep debt. You may need to sleep in late a few weekends to recover sleep debt, but don’t get carried away such that you can’t sleep that night. It also helps to tire yourself out with exercise so you can sleep when you want and then wake up without an alarm.
For other options, try a programmable butt plug maybe
Try a Mi Band. I usually don’t recommend Xiaomi products because of their heavy tracking and intrusiveness, but if you only use the band during sleep, you should be fine. If you already have the know-how (which I suspect you do), you can control it yourself through Bluetooth, and the band will erase all data it holds once transmitted.
Why does it need to sync with your phone?
that is one way to wake up
personally I use a tablet as an alarm clock and the vibrate works well enough.
I haven’t used a Fitbit in years but it does this too, as an armband.
Use a Hitachi Magic Wand and an outlet timer.
Or a hammer drill with no bit on it…duct taped to the bed frame. Bam instant earthquake style alarm.
I use a Fitbit flex 2 for that purpose. I doubt they make that model anymore, but probably make something similar. The flex 2 is just a little lozenge-shaped thing that tracks movement, can vibrate, and has a few little lights. The app let’s you set alarms (you turn it off by tapping it). I also have mine set to vibrate when I get a text message or a phone call in case I’m someplace noisy and don’t hear it.
Hadn’t thought about using a sports watch, will try for sure. ty sir🫡
