• StoneyDcrew@lemmy.world
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      11 months ago

      He was found in bed with the Captain’s daughter.

      He was found in bed with the Captain’s daughter,

      Early in the morning!

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      11 months ago

      Isn’t it: put him in the hold with the captains daughter? And there I thought captains daughter was slang for a cat o’ nine tails, which was a type of whip. Though if they put him in the hold with the captains actual daughter, that might be a good way to get a guy killed.

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    11 months ago

    Fake and dumb. You shave his belly with a rusty razor, something we’ve known for over a century, at least.