Can you blame him? That’s shits good asf
I just did the math, 200gal is 2664.5 fl oz (in freedom units) this means over 365 days hes eating 7.3 fl oz a day. 1 fl oz has about 50kcals so (ironicly) he’s eating 365kcals of cheese
This has to be a sign from god
If it’s so wrong, why does it feel so right?
Go go gadget cardiac arrest!
Oh, that cheese is stopping him. Stopping him right up.
He’s the hero we need.
Gouda for him, though. However Brie his 15 minutes may be, let him enjoy it. 20 gallons over the course is not even all that much. That’s barely more than a gallon a month. If you speak Portuguese, that’s like less than 4 liters. A liter a week of cheese isn’t exactly uncommon. That’s like a few salads, some mac and cheese, a pizza, several cheese quesadillas, a box of Hungry Helper, and some cheese strings, plus cream cheese bagels, and a sprinkle of parm on the pizza. Who hasn’t had one of those types of week before?
Understandable.
I don’t want to stop him.
I want to be him.
I’d fuck him.
Time for the next rewrite of Seven Samurai
This is how The Battle of Wisconsin starts.
That much cheese will stop him just wait
It would stop you mortal.
