Turns out it’s just a canoe rental place that’s named “Laundromat Bingo Tanning Notary.”
when your canoe rental is really going for the SEO
In the video game “Arcade Paradise”, your grubby father has you run a laundromat that you slowly convert to an arcade. It’s a pretty fun idea. And, you get to play on the machines!
How you know you live in a really small and remote town.
The “tanning notary” seems to be a package, or a service unknown to me.
for when you want to rock a Jesus’ cosplay?
Patron: Excuse me, what aisle could I find content on ‘god’s fury’?
Worker: That would be aisle 6.
Patron: oh, excuse me. I misspoke. What aisle could content on ‘furry gods’?
Worker: Oh, no worries! That would be aisle 8.
The sign is funny on its own, this caption is just terrible.