• GBU_28@lemm.eeEnglish
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    10 months ago

    I just go along these random conversations

    “No I’m bring chili”

    • Quetzalcutlass@lemmy.worldEnglish
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      10 months ago

      If they refuse to believe it’s a wrong number there would be a tiny voice in the back of my head telling me to make life as surreal as possible for the person they think I am. Make false but harmless promises, spread absurd rumors, that sort of thing.

      • GBU_28@lemm.eeEnglish
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        10 months ago

        “we ran out of tater tots, uncle Frank is making a scene”

  • MrJameGumb@lemmy.world
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    10 months ago

    A few years ago I started getting random texts in the middle of the night from some guy who thought I was a girl he’d met at a bar. I guess the guy was kind of a pest so she gave him a made up number that just happened to be my number. I tried politely explaining that I was:

    a. not a girl

    b. definitely not anyone he knows

    and

    c. trying to sleep because it’s 2am

    He seemed to think this was some sort of courtship game and kept messaging me until I finally just told him to fuck off

    This scenario kept repeating itself every few weeks apparently whenever he would get drunk and/or horny in the middle of the night

    It kept going until one night I finally told him I would meet him somewhere and just went back to sleep

    I never heard from him again after that… Maybe he’s still waiting there? 😂