If the world didn’t have so many J.D. Vances in it, I would reconsider having children.
Wow, he really wants to go with the “childless” thing, huh? Should go over swimmingly with Millenials and Gen Z that can’t afford to have children anymore.
He just wants Millennials to be the happy and proud parent Trump is of his children- Ivanka, Don Jr., Derek, Barron, and he doesn’t have any other daughters.
He probably knows their names as well as you.
I’m not so sure of that. Unlike him, I know Tiffany Trump exists.
Yes but what about Eric?
You mean Derek? Donald’s third-favorite son he forgets about? Yes, Donald Trump is very aware of his third son who he knows is definitely named Derek.
Most of us are childless adults because of republican policies.
And that right there is some fascism talking points.
Print photos of different couches and mail them to any or all of these locations:
https://www.vance.senate.gov/office-locations/
Don’t forget to add little love notes. e.g., “Thinking of you 💋”
Okay I’m super out of the loop, where did the couchfucker thing come from?
The wealthy want more people in the world so that they can pay employees less. More people, more competition for jobs. Also, more consumption, more sales.
Infinite growth requires an increase in one of two things - workers in the pool, or wages.
Corporate sees one option.
Unlike him and his wife, Couchela.
That is pretty funny, actually. It’s such an old-timey insult. He is basically calling them spinsters. I can’t imagine this will catch on.
The Bronze Age belief system makes these guys really fucking weird.
This isn’t even bronze age bruh some primitive societies had women who specialised into certain tasks not have children for various reasons. Or even for paganist (religious) reasons.
Hey! It’s an iron age belief system
Hell yeah JD!!! That’s my boy! Keep giving us this motivational locker room talk, you’re the gift that keeps on giving! Keep cooking (yourself) King. You’re kinda mainlining the LGBTQ stuff to the point that it’s stale, maybe alienate some minorities next go round, that’d be SICK
What a neckbeard
Vance can go fuck himself. And a couch. And a dolphin. And whatever else he gets off on. What a douchbag.
When he’s not fucking furniture, I guess.
With all his focus of who does and doesn’t have kids, I feel like there’s a good “precious bodily fluids” joke to be made here.
🎶 every sperm is sacred, every sperm is good. Every sperm is needed, in your neighborhood. 🎶
I hear he left a lot of precious bodily fluids in his couch.
What’s the tactic here to win voters? Alienate them? Are the republicans trying to neg women into voting for them?
I don’t think lack of self esteem is going to win them any votes, how will Republicans raising taxes on the poor and giving corporations tax cuts help the childless cat ladies have babies?
No tactic, he’s just an asshole. Just because Trump was stupid enough to pick him doesn’t mean that Vance has a single clue about what he’s fucking doing.
This guy is hilarious! He’s gonna drop a solid gaffe bomb soon enough and Drumph won’t know what to do.
He may get dropped, I think.
We’re in move, counter-move territory after Biden dropped out and everything coalesced behind Harris.
I don’t know, if Trump drops him, that looks a lot worse for Trump than it did Biden dropping out for Harris. There haven’t been months and months and months of people on both sides saying Biden is unfit for another term.
You may be right. Where I am is this:
- Trump NEEDS to win (for his own purposes)
- Vance has a lot of connections to Project 2025
- Project 2025 may doom Trump’s run
If the race starts to separate, Trump is not loyal. He just requires it of others. And he’s been rather successful with persuading others to view his treatment as unfair.
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