• chiliedogg@lemmy.world
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    9 months ago

    A few years back I was a firearm salesman. The first time I sold a gun to someone born in the year 2000 I had an instant mid-life crisis.

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      9 months ago

      Last year I was pouring myself a whiskey and my nephew asked if he could taste it.

      I told him, half joking, that it was adult stuff.

      My sister replied that he was 18 years old.

      I poured myself a double.