Most young people don’t know what’s going on either with all the celebrities. Everything has just become so niche. You could have a popular streamer with 10M+ subscribers and interview 100 people on the street under 18 and nobody knows who they are.
When you are as old as I am you don’t care about any of those things
Doop died five years ago, everyone is streaming on pleet now.
Streaming is so 2024.
Everyone is womping now. You can womp on gubu, or womp ad free on poopdeck.
I was reminded
That’s because they’re copying the joke.
Easy solution! WUPHF it!
>tfw that kid born in 2007 is almost old enough to vote
when i first read this i imagined like a ten year old
People who were born in 2007 are almost adults. Feel old now?
almost adults
Teasing my late-20s coworkers born back in the 90s by calling them literal babies.
Oh please, those kids can be five year olds at best, and I refuse to believe otherwise.
A few years back I was a firearm salesman. The first time I sold a gun to someone born in the year 2000 I had an instant mid-life crisis.
Last year I was pouring myself a whiskey and my nephew asked if he could taste it.
I told him, half joking, that it was adult stuff.
My sister replied that he was 18 years old.
I poured myself a double.
If you think that makes you feel old, imagine if the person born in 2007 was your kid
And I‘m here, only ever knowing Rowan Atkinson as a celebrity, and maybe George Clooney.
And I refuse to accept the Botox buttox as celebrities.
It’s pathetic that people make being out of touch their whole identity. She’s not far from “kids these days!”
Are you this fun in real life, or do you save your best takes for the internet?
Mainly seeking interwebs down votes. It’s fuel.
their whole identity
It’s a joke on the internet
Am I so out of touch? No, it’s the children who are wrong.
Any of you have an address where I can get my Onion belt clip and a rocking chair. There’s some kids I need to yell off my lawn.
I’m in this image, and I do not like it.
For clarity, where in this image are you?
Bottom left
I’m in this image and I love it. I don’t give a fuck what the kids are down with these days.
Just stay off my damn lawn!
