TIL lol
This is from a group chat I was in and a female friend asked the group
Finally, something not depressing on Lemmy 🤝🏼
Ain’t love beautiful
you don’t wanna hear about elephant shower
Wouldn’t this like… Hurt??
That’s nothing, how about the Slovakian Traffic Cone?
https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Slovakian Traffic Cone
large, preferably yellow
lol
reads the rest
jfc I’m out
That’s actually properly awful.
(both holes work for girls, only the recum works for boys.)
Stop chalenging them! It Sounds like some guys can use their uretra too
recum
just copied and paste hahahaha
wtf people
Relax, take a bath.
I’m very open minded person, I think other peoples lifes are not my business and they can do whatever they want… BUT sometimes the youth make me feel like my grandma when she heard we could kiss someone without dating them. This post made me an old person horrified with the youth culture lol
I can tell you that the person in the text is like 45yo
oh god
I feel like there might be a minimum age before being able to do this… I’m in my 40s and I don’t think I could stretch out my ‘bird bath’ enough to pour a drink in it yet, except maybe on a particularly warm day…
omg! so it’s OLD balls?!!! that’s even worst lol
I like that this man stretches the balls first, and then makes a transaction with a bartender.
My life would have been better not havimg suun diS
