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Mickey7@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 4 months ago

Beautiful stories like this just make you smile

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Beautiful stories like this just make you smile

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Mickey7@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 4 months ago
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  • nl4real@lemmy.world
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    4 months ago

    Really? This what crosses a line for y’all?

  • shalafi@lemmy.world
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    Get two young horny people together. Send one away from months at a time.

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      Army wife will remaining exactly as celebite as her spouse, parked on an army base two blocks away from a bar and three from a brothel.

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    Thanks Jodie. You made this all possible

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    Haha that’s funny cause women are untrustworthy sluts! Haha get it? Get it?

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      Ofk not! All humans are untrustworthy sluts.👍

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      women are untrustworthy sluts!

      Some are, especially many of the wives and girlfriends of military servicemen.

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        If you marry a barracks rat, don’t be surprised if she hooks up with Jody while you’re downrange.

      • Master@lemm.ee
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        This is the issue. Women in general are not but there is a subset of women who target service men. Those women are the reason these memes exist.

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          The infamous dependapotamus !

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    They could have been trying via in vitro and it finally took… but this is under shit posts so I’m not looking hard at it.

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      And TBH some of us would still be happy as long as we were all aware of the situation during every step of the process.

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      Nah, Jody’s just very fertile

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