Would make a decent paperweight.
I know this is a shit post, but scribble dry erase marker over it.
Toothpaste can work sometimes too.
I’m certainly not impressed with the measured length at hard
Get another sharpie and draw over it and wipe it off while it’s still wet
Don’t do this. Use a dry erase marker. Adding more permanent marker won’t help.
This is why woman can’t estimate length. They’re shown 3" and told it’s 6".
I was uh measuring the minimum radius of soft versus hard PC water cooling tubing. Yeah that tracks…
I bet dude drives a monster truck.
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Even though this is a dick joke, I’d use isopropyl or ethanol no higher than 70%. Acetone tends to strip/degrade paint and if on a plastic substrate could degrade the plastic.
Source: I work in an analytical lab for plastics and paints and I have made many mistakes.
No but if you’re looking to sell it, I need to do some measuring that it would be perfect for
I’m surprised that someone isn’t selling measuring devices specifically for the penis
I used to joke with a friend that we should start a business selling rulers that were inaccurate so that there was about 1/2 to 3/4 inch between the inch marks. We could have been rich
I understand it with teenage boys, but I have always been fascinated with guys being so obsessed over how big their cock is. Seems to be common knowledge that women don’t really care because it feels no different to them. You will rarely hear a women talk about one that was so big that it hit their cervix.
Sounds like something someone with a little PP would say
Or when you do, they talk about it negatively like “ouchie it was too big.” Sometimes ppl do prefer a girthier hog though.
I recall a website from the web 1.0 days that sold rulers, soda cans, and other common everyday objects that were specially manufactured to be smaller than the actual object. The intent was to show someone your penis pic with an undersized soda can to make it look bigger.
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