it’s still Twitter. It’s still the gulf of Mexico.

Me: what’cha doing?

Tom Clancy: I’m writing a submarine theamed thriller and I’m in a spot where one of the main charcters is gonna kill a too-bit KGB agent called Putin.

Me: You know, in the future Soviet Union has collapsed, Putin is the president of Russia and is about to start world war 3 with a senile US president.

Tom Clancy: Seems a bit far fetched. Who’s the US president?

Me: Donald Trump

Tom Clancy: OH FUCK OFF!

Tom Clancy: Amateur.

In spanish, golfo also means dishonest, vagabond, shameless, slut…

Los golfo de los americanos