Tautvydaxx@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 4 months agoI should bikini top his bikini bottomlemmy.worldimagemessage-square3linkfedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
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minus-squareRandom_Character_A@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·edit-24 months agoMe: what’cha doing? Tom Clancy: I’m writing a submarine theamed thriller and I’m in a spot where one of the main charcters is gonna kill a too-bit KGB agent called Putin. Me: You know, in the future Soviet Union has collapsed, Putin is the president of Russia and is about to start world war 3 with a senile US president. Tom Clancy: Seems a bit far fetched. Who’s the US president? Me: Donald Trump Tom Clancy: OH FUCK OFF! Tom Clancy: Amateur.
Me: what’cha doing?
Tom Clancy: I’m writing a submarine theamed thriller and I’m in a spot where one of the main charcters is gonna kill a too-bit KGB agent called Putin.
Me: You know, in the future Soviet Union has collapsed, Putin is the president of Russia and is about to start world war 3 with a senile US president.
Tom Clancy: Seems a bit far fetched. Who’s the US president?
Me: Donald Trump
Tom Clancy: OH FUCK OFF!
Tom Clancy: Amateur.