Do I have to disclose ass play or just pussy play?

Amen. Though I always heard it as, “Her fingers are for making things, not for diamond rings (nor for ringing the devil’s doorbell).” Little pro-tip, fellas: if she’s wearing a diamond ring, she’s probably not the sort who’s going to be rolling out fresh pasta dough, pizza dough, pie dough, bread dough, etc… for your dinner. There’s a reason God put the rest of the woman around the sin cave.

I remeber

If she doesn’t know how to please herself, you are gonna have a hard time figuring it out. Plus if you get to 25 or however old and haven’t, do you even have a sex drive? This is the worst marriage advice I’ve ever heard.

Brb

Ima go beat my shi

Her fingers are for massaging my prostate.😈

(If she has fingers, I like amputees too.)

Is that real? If yes, some Americans are really, really nuts. Let me guess, this is the same bunch that home-schools children. …