President Elon watches from his swasticar parked across the road. His face flush, tense, breath hitchng; and obvious strain through his body. Teremulous, he rasps, “Cuck me Vlad, cuck me so good!!!”

This is an insult to the concept of pets.

What AI was really meant for.

True

putin got his golden retriever from a backyard breeder in NY.

I’m sorry, but I’m totally stealing this. xD

we got dictator petplay before gta 6

I just hope that if any nation tries to invade the US, I hope they’re dumb enough to start in the south. The rednecks will deal with them swiftly.

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