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cm0002@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 months ago

Night dreaming is rated xXx

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Night dreaming is rated xXx

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cm0002@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 months ago
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  • Cano@lemm.ee
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    Don’t take away the only joy left in my life. My delusions!

    • This is fine🔥🐶☕🔥@lemmy.world
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      Delulu is solulu

    • M137@lemmy.world
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      Hahah, I’ll use that, great saying.

  • FoxyGrandpa@lemmy.world
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    But for real, how do I stop this?

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      Get married

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        As a married person i can confirm this trick doesn’t work. It will just make your daydreams even less ethical :/.

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          A guy I used to work with used to say to me “when you meet a woman, every time you have a shag, put a penny in a jar, after you marry her, every time you have a shag, take a penny out of the jar…I guarantee you’ll never empty the jar”. It’s “are the straights ok?” level of boomer humour, but it does amuse me, in an eye roll kind of way.

          Lake Bells character in Man Up does really funny job of explaining it as “The Blowjob Paradox”.

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      Accept it. Live it. Don’t hate yourself over it. All great options I wish I tried.

  • rockerface 🇺🇦@lemm.ee
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    The curse of bisexuality

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