• Optional@lemmy.world
    link
    fedilink
    arrow-up
    75
    ·
    5 days ago

    Did he hide a shitload of national security secrets in his bathroom with the chandelier?

    Oh no wait, if he did that they’d have done NOTHING

  • SulaymanF@lemmy.world
    link
    fedilink
    arrow-up
    35
    ·
    4 days ago

    Stealing the top comment:

    See what’s sad is that there could be real national security reasons for the FBI/DOJ actions, but because the pattern lately has been un-uniformed randos detaining people in the streets (and then disappearing them), I’m fresh out of benefits of the doubt for the government here.

    If they’re the subject of a criminal investigation, say so. If they’re not, then explain why nobody has heard from these people in seemingly weeks. Are they green card holders? US citizens?

    • andros_rex@lemmy.world
      link
      fedilink
      arrow-up
      17
      ·
      edit-2
      4 days ago

      The Nazis historically did go after universities and professors. If you ever take a class on Heidegger, it’s overshadowed by his membership in the party, and the fact he participated in carrying out the parties policy - firing all Jewish professors, including his friend Hussarl.

      Colleges are places where ideas compete, and fascism cannot compete as an idea but only through force. The crypto angle might be part of this case, but we’ve already seen Florida and Texas trying to set up their own controlled university systems - fucking with colleges and professors is on the table.

  • Jimbabwe@lemmy.world
    link
    fedilink
    arrow-up
    61
    arrow-down
    1
    ·
    5 days ago

    Looks like they found Satoshi Nakamoto and now Hegseth is gonna beat him with a sock fulla quarters til he gives Trump “all the bitcoins”

    • SilverCode@lemm.ee
      link
      fedilink
      arrow-up
      7
      ·
      4 days ago

      Huh, another good reason for sticking with physical money. You can’t beat someone with a sock full of bitcoin.

  • perestroika@lemm.ee
    link
    fedilink
    arrow-up
    18
    ·
    edit-2
    4 days ago

    Obvious possibilities:

    • he was suspected of espionage and arrested (we don’t know whether he did anything), for some reason it hasn’t been disclosed (it should be disclosed)
    • he disappeared on his own, officials are trying to understand what he knew or accomplished

    The university de-listing him seems particularly interesting. Clearly they were told something that the public wasn’t told.

    • AA5B@lemmy.world
      link
      fedilink
      arrow-up
      11
      ·
      4 days ago

      While in normal times that would makes sense as a likely possibility from what little we know, today it seems equally possible he’s in Guantanamo as an illegal immigrant hardened criminal who is clearly a member of the notorious Tren de Aragua gang. I’m sure he’s responsible for half the Fentanyl in the US