Yesterday evening, Tesla reported first-quarter earnings for 2025, and they were abysmal: Profits dropped 71% from the same time last year.
Musk sounded bitter on the call with investors that followed, blaming the company’s misfortune on protesters who have raged at Tesla dealerships around the world over his role running DOGE and his ardent support of far-right politicians.
“The protests that you’ll see out there, they’re very organized. They’re paid for,” he said, without evidence.
He should be totally overjoyed, not bitter.
The current stock price, despite YTD of -36%, is still way over any kind of realistic valuation. And by that I mean orders of magnitude off.
Price to earnings makes it still look like a very, very, very hopeful/optimistic startup in the development phase, rather than a withering, fake luxury, niche automaker facing boycotts and being “run” by a full-blown Nazi that everyone hates.
If you still own Tesla shares, get the fuck out of it now. The recent collapse is nothing.
This 100%. Tesla remains massively overvalued, and it’s on the basis that in the future the company will dominate with self drive cars. It’s vaporware on a scale never before seen.
Tesla has fundamentally flawed self-drive technology because someone stripped out essential tech to save money. Lidar is essential to self driving cars but some genius decided they knew better than their own engineers and the self drive industry as a whole and instead made their vehicles and tech camera only. That genius? Elon fucking Musk.
The guy’s an idiot. The company is an overpriced joke.
Luckily the party is probably on its way to being over. It’s not like Elon decreasing his public presence with the president will make sales suddenly rebound.
What everyone here is also missing is that it’s 71% profit loss with tax credits which means they saw this loss coming and scrambled to cash in some stuff so it didn’t look as bad. Without that, they would have reported a decent loss like they will next quarter.
And fundamentally how would they fix their current issue? They could distance from elon but that would be a slow burn. They can’t make new cars. Can’t discount their cars much. They can’t do much of anything except lose more money.
musk was originally the lightning rod for all of trumps failures for the last 2-3 months, now if hes going away trump will recieve all the attention, thats why he always have to make stupid gaffes to distract people.
Psst… you know that Waymo is also looking into AI models that don’t use lidar? And it’s not just Tesla and Waymo now either, there’s some others as well.
https://waymo.com/research/emma
Thats not to say that it will be a success, but ya know, maybe it’s actually possible, and even Waymo seems to think it’s possible and worth researching. Thats a lot of people looking into something thats clearly “fundamentally flawed”
Some people are jumping on LLM hype to try to shoehorn it into a hot technology? What a surprise!
As I understand it, it is fundamentally possible, but at this point one of the worst bottle necks is the physical processing power required to analyze the video feed. Millisecond paced analysis of multiple aspects of multiple HD video feeds in real time by “AI” still takes some pretty heavy duty computational hardware at this point, which is impractical in a real world vehicle. It is prudent to do the research now though to be ready for the day when the hardware catches up. That said, I reckon that Waymo is in a much better position to do this research than than Tesla. Being under Google/Alphabet, they have access to the nearly 2 decades worth of Google Maps and Google’s machine vision training work, among other things, like not being a meme stock company headed by an emperor whose clothes are beginning to dissapear.
It is fundamentally flawed because everyone that tries it ends up killing motorcyclists.
If they can kill motorcyclists faster than motorcyclists can kill themselves that is impressive.
I want you to seriously think for a moment if you would say that to someone who has lost a friend or a father, who was doing nothing wrong, to a preventable issue resulting from Elon Musk being a penny pinching cunt.
I’d not intentionally be a dick to someone who obviously has learned that lesson the hardest way.
I’d absolutely say that to someone random in the hopes that it saves someone’s friend or brother. If you’re riding a motorcycle without always having how dangerous they are near the front of your mind, you’re not long for this world.
Assisted driving is nowhere near the primary cause of motorcycle deaths. Phones are worse, by at least a couple orders of magnitude.
(And yeah, removing lidar was fucking stupid)
$0.12 eps is amazing. I’m pretty sure Tesler stock is a money laundering vehicle.
That would be the most reliable vehicle they have!
And even that isn’t working
Tesla stock went up after the earnings.
What a fucking joke.
Based on him saying he was leaving the deeply unpopular and public slashing of the federal government.
The market seriously thinks Tesla will be selling well again when hes not wearing MAGA hats so publicly.
I read that hedgefunds use Tesla as colatteral and can’t let it go down much more. Don’t know if true but pretty interesting. If enough people sell they can’t keep the price up and fun times will begin which I hope for.
Collapsing hedge funds would be the icing on the cake.
It is a stock only in the name. For all intents and purposes, it is a crypto memecoin.
Agreed. Their P/E ratio is still in dreamland. Look at the P/E ratio of any other car company and compare to this dumpster fire of a company.
People like fElon say they aren’t like other car companies; they are a “technology” company. I say that’s bullshit.