Couches are so overrated…
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Far too large (the hole).
You mean a pre-couch¿
Not just any furniture, no no no, underage furniture
No, no! Just prefers trans-formed trees…
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Not just the truth, but The Whole Truth
Of course that’s a thing…
I wouldn’t think of him as a dendrophile.
Arborphelia
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Human_furniture
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dendrophilia_(paraphilia)
Why did I open up this
rabbittree hole?
No, but I’m about to!
I caught 3 squirrels in the process, and got a free circumcision!
Good luck 🤞
If the tree is still alive then no…
Let see him try to do that to a dynamite tree, aka the soapbox tree. Or a manchineel tree