Detailed Army plans for a potential military parade on Donald Trump’s birthday in June call for more than 6,600 soldiers, at least 150 vehicles, 50 helicopters, seven bands and possibly a couple thousand civilians, The Associated Press has learned.
The planning documents, obtained by the AP, are dated April 29 and 30 and have not been publicly released. They represent the Army’s most recent blueprint for its long-planned 250th birthday festival on the National Mall and the newly added element — a large military parade that Trump has long wanted but is still being discussed.
While the slides do not include any price estimates, it would likely cost tens of millions of dollars to put on a parade of that size. Costs would include the movement of military vehicles, equipment, aircraft and troops from across the country to Washington and the need to feed and house thousands of service members.
Those soldiers have the opportunity to do the funniest thing
Private Basil Fawlty, reporting for duty
Set aside that day on your calendar to go to the nearest mass protest to you.
Working on sign ideas:
“Remember Your Oath”
“Your Oath is to the Constitution”
“Is this the same Army that defeated the Nazis?”
The last one gets my vote. 👍
Better yet, set up a protest to block the parade route.
Calling it now, he wears a military uniform during the parade. It’s on my America Falls bingo card.
He hates and cannot comprehend the idea of military service. He thinks it is far beneath him. I don’t think he would want to be caught dead in a uniform.
He’ll wear his same tailored suits that try their damnedest to straighten out his grotesque figure. He may wear some nonsense bauble on his lapel to signify that he’s in charge but that’s about it.
tailored
That fat fuck is too cheap to have his suits tailored. He wears them off the rack in the wrong size.
He’s very particular about his appearance (and quick to denigrate the appearance of others). He probably spends a good deal of money. He just doesn’t get good results for that money because he’s never had the personal discipline to actually be healthy, and ya know, he’s fucking 81. There’s only so much a suit and bronzer can do.
And in horrible shape.
Apparently he wears Brioni, which are expensive, but he wears everything baggy enough to hide his gut.
Calling DOGE, looks like there might be some budget cuts that can take place here…
Also it’s sick to think a person like Trump could get a parade like this.
What a fucking loser.
Remind them to practice that goosestep.
Well that’s fucking disgraceful.
Suckers and losers.
Kim Jong Un will be trolling hard. - No dance or tiffos? This is what you call a Sad birthday! Look at my huge parade for my 42nd birthday, it even had nukes you looser!
Boo! Everything sucks!
Why not just make it an even 6,666 soldiers? Or would that be too much on the nose?
Good thing they’re cutting out waist…
