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Americans will do literally anything to avoid eating more fiber
fiber is what makes the poop knife neccecary
Idk. In my experience fiber makes poops that are solid, but more easily broken up, while eating cheeseburgers exclusively makes dense greasy shits that stick together
Fibers cannot be burned, so your intestants will work harder because they want to burn everything. This makes the poo less solid. But only if you have enough liquids in your body. They make poo hard when you’re not drinking enough.
Whenever you have hameroids for example you get fibers from the doctor to make poo less solid. But they always tell you to drink enough water with it.
You’d need 2 to 3 liters of water per day.
Are you one of those “carnivore diet” guys, who call fibers “carbs”?
Technically true although deceptive.
Fibers are the stuff that makes your poop hard and rock like. Sort of the inverse of diarhrea
I am not sure you’ve had fiber before…
All from a reddit comment like 5 years ago.
5? I have some news for you…
Ahp ahp ahp ahp, we don’t do that in this house, honey. We are devout believers and it is by our faith that we believe it was 5 short years ago, amen. :)
Yeah, I’m waiting to see Lemmy develop it’s own museum of weirdness.
I remember the Reddit poop knife, i’d rather not see it here.
Beans and not pooping for three days?
I seriously wish there was something better to avoid leftovers. Brushes and whatever this shit is do not seem very sanitary to me, and for sure it’s annoying you have to use them at all. Can’t they do some durable coating and direct the water to hit shit with higher pressure? I feel like there is next to zero innovation in the toilet industry
I experienced a poop knife in real life. In Boy Scouts, there’s a thing where you can go sail in a boat off the coast of Florida for a week. When the captain explained the rules, he talked about a stash of disposable knives in the head (bathroom).
Basically, he had issues with kids trying to hold their poops until they got to the mid-week stop on shore. They wouldn’t make it and ended up clogging the 30 foot boat’s plumbing with their product, so he explained that if we took a big enough shit we had to cut it up before flushing.
I hope they are atleast single use!